The Bin-Laden Bandwagon

Am I a prophet, or what?

You may think I'm late jumping on this hot topic. If so, alas! Thou art wrong-eth.

About a week before the news broke, I uploaded my newly tweaked book trailer with the title: Osama Bin Laden Gets Machinegunned into Swiss Cheese!

That's right, dear readers: I scooped the world.

Buy my books right now and maybe some of my greatness will rub off on you through the pages!

As for rumors that Bin Laden was killed back circa 2003...don't believe it (unless doing so causes you to buy my books). I like being a prophet, OK? All except for those sack cloth outfits.